Posted in World News

Haiti Officially Declared ‘Kenny’ of Nations

In the aftermath of Hurricane Tomas’ further devastation to the beleaguered Caribbean hellhole, an emergency meeting of the UN has officially declared Haiti the ‘Kenny’ of the global community. Scholars and UN watchdogs call the unanimous decree historical, unprecedented and…

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Posted in Religionism

Obama’s Sainthood Measure Stalls at The Vatican

Vatican City (GlossyNews.com) – Monsignor Alda Frattelli has responded to tabloid claims that the proposed Sainthood for American president, Barack Obama, has been tabled for now and his Holiness will review it in about ten or twenty years. “Yes, that…

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