Day: November 11, 2010
Republicans Earn Oscar Nod for ‘Best Act Put On By A Political Organization’
Author: rfreed Published Date: November 11, 2010 5 Comments on Republicans Earn Oscar Nod for ‘Best Act Put On By A Political Organization’
The Academy of Motion Pictures Arts & Sciences Committee has nominated the Republican Party for a special judges Oscar this year, ‘Best Act Put On By A Political Organization.’ Mrs. Tallulah Bankaccount, head of the board overseeing nominations, stated “The…
Posted in Science
New Planet Discovered; Patriotic Americans Worry about Jobs
Author: jayge6 Published Date: November 11, 2010 2 Comments on New Planet Discovered; Patriotic Americans Worry about Jobs
Scientists are still excited over the discovery of a habitable planet orbiting the nearby red dwarf star, Gliese 581. However, the discovery has many Americans wondering what the government plans to do in the event of an alien invasion. “We…
Posted in Strange People
Macy’s Nixes Taliban March During NYC Thanksgiving Day Parade
Author: Bargis Tryhol Published Date: November 11, 2010 2 Comments on Macy’s Nixes Taliban March During NYC Thanksgiving Day Parade
According to retailer giant Macy’s, the annual New York City Thanksgiving Day Parade was put on hold today by a New York court after an injunction was granted. The Taliban of Afghanistan protested the parade after its application to march…