Posted in Human Interest

Millions of Americans Trapped Below Middle Class w/o Rescue Plan

Rescuers are busy on a plan to reach millions of Americans who have become trapped somewhere between middle class and lower class without much of a chance of survival. They claim a level of greed several hundred feet thick is…

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Posted in Internets Tubes World News

Facebroker Replaces Facebook in Somalia

MOGADISHU, Somalia – High seas pirates tired of battling high seas and all those US and French Naval ships have decided to become landlubbers again and do what their fellow continental Nigerians are doing, scamming people from solid ground. They’ve…

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Posted in Politics Science & Technologizzy

Obama Expresses Concerns Over CERN Collider Making Black Ho’s

Science, especially sub-particle acceleration, is not one of President Obama’s strong points, and coupled with a familiar slang term often used on inner city streets, it wasn’t long before a public speaking engagement would go wrong and embarrass the Administration….

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Obama Expresses Concerns Over CERN Collider Making Black Ho’s