Posted in Politics Society

Michelle Obama Wins Big Ass Award

HOLLYWOODLAND, California (GlossyNews) — Just a few weeks ago at the annual televised ‘Celebrity Judging Show,’ critics awarded President Barack Hussein Obama’s wife, Michelle, the coveted ‘Really Big Ass of the Year’ award. Hundreds of Hollywood’s elite gathered at a…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Michelle Obama Wins Big Ass Award
Posted in Biz News Crime

‘Canadian’ Quarter Leads to Terrorist Arrests at Unemployment Office

PHILADELPHIA, Pennsylvania (GlossyNews) — Agents from the Federal Bureau of Investigations, Department of Homeland Security, and SWAT teams from around the are descended on a local unemployment office after a random security sweep uncovered “terrorist paraphernalia” on several adults filing…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! ‘Canadian’ Quarter Leads to Terrorist Arrests at Unemployment Office