Day: September 29, 2010
9-yr-old Klepto Arrested Again; Mom Blames Nintendo Wii
Author: Sir Matthew Galazin Published Date: September 29, 2010
DES MOINES, Iowa – In a rather strange and disturbing case, a nine-year old boy was arrested on June 28, 2010 for stealing cigarettes from a local Wal-Mart. Although the boy is only nine years of age, he has had…
Recently Discovered Noah’s Ark Artifacts Destroyed in Quran Bonfire Mishap
Author: Liberties-Taken Published Date: September 29, 2010
MOUNT ARARAT, Turkey (GlossyNews) — In the close-knit evangelical archeological community, few can recall more dizzying heights and tragic lows in such a short time span. The Xinyou Qing Project (rough English translation, ‘We go find Ark now’) first grabbed…
How to be a FOX News ‘Spin Doctor’
SINGAPORE (GlossyNews) — Media experts have been observing a recent trend in how seemingly simple events are portrayed by our news sources. Radical interpretations of ordinary incidents in the lives of the famous seem to be going through major distortions….