Day: September 24, 2010
TSA Screeners Get X-Ray Vision Glasses ($1.98 Each) Plus 2 Wheaties Box Tops
Author: Bargis Tryhol Published Date: September 24, 2010
Boston, MA – GlossyNews – The TSA announced a new weapon in the fight against terrorism. All agents will be issued a set of X-ray vision glasses as part of an overall upgrade and proceeds from a grant from DC…
Suicide Bomber Surprise – Few of 72 Virgins Young or Women
Author: Bargis Tryhol Published Date: September 24, 2010
TEHRAN, Iran – Future suicide bombers around the globe woke up with a jolt today, when they realized they faced a surprising religious announcement from a leading Iranian cleric. No, it wasn’t the sound of their vests exploding, but it…
High School Senior 2 Gay 2 B Remembered
Author: Liberties-Taken Published Date: September 24, 2010 1 Comment on High School Senior 2 Gay 2 B Remembered
Posted by your South America correspondents, Maria and Consuela Lopez. Sex is a private matter, except for performance artists employed in the adult entertainment sector, who are generally really nice people. Except for Diane; she was a real bitch. Oh,…