Day: September 13, 2010
Jihadists Taking Pre-Marital Classes to Prep for 70-Virgin Afterlife
Author: BobZaguy Published Date: September 13, 2010
The newest Jihadists have been instructed in a rare, word-of-mouth Al Qaeda fatwa to begin learning the most important teaching of their future suicidehood — that of preparing themselves for their final reward, the 70 black-eyed virgins. So-called “fighters” are…
‘Jersey Shore’ Cast Leaves Vast Greasy Oil Slick Off NJ Beach
Author: Bargis Tryhol Published Date: September 13, 2010
EPA officials issued a temporary restraining order against the cast and crew of the popular MTV show ‘Jersey Shore.’ The restraining order cited the discovery of a 14 mile greasy oil slick that spread northward from Seaside Heights up to Sandy…
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Palin Out of News-Cycle for 72-Hours, Wingnuts Despondent
Author: Brian White Published Date: September 13, 2010
Steele Sends Nancy Pelosi to the Back of the Bus
Author: BobZaguy Published Date: September 13, 2010
WASHINGTON DC (GlossyNews) — Chairman Steele invited Republicans to “Get on the Bus” on Friday. The RNC Chairman Michael Steele has, with his Fire Nancy Pelosi Bus Tour, removed the House Speaker from under the bus to sitting inside his…