Posted in News In Your Briefs

Former VP Cheney Enters Hospital, Claims 8 Souls

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Posted in Environment

Cuban Refugee Dredged from Oil Slick, Cleaned, Deported

GRAND ISLE, La.-A team of marine biologists recovered 120 specimens from the rapidly spreading oil spill off the coast of Louisiana Wednesday.

The team, comprised of staff and students from several Gulf Coast universities, volunteered to assist clean-up efforts while studying environmental impacts. While cleaning feathers and fur with dish detergent, Anne Fullerton, a student at Southern University in Baton Rouge, discovered what turned out to be a Mexican attempting to enter the U.S. illegally.

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Posted in Making Headlines

Aspiring Reality Stars Accuse Gore of Sexual impropriety en Masse

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Aspiring Reality Stars Accuse Gore of Sexual impropriety en Masse
Posted in Celebrity Gossip

Miley Cyrus: My Vagina Now More Popular than Jesus

NASHVILLE, Tenn. (GlossyNews) — After blowing the top off the entertainment world by exposing her bottom, a la Britney Spears, Miley Cyrus has come up with another stunner to draw media attention to herself, a la John Lennon: she claims…

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Posted in Environment Politics

Dick Cheney to Form GOP Apology Task Force

WASHINGTON, D.C. (GlossyNews) — Texas Representative Joe Barton’s strange apology to BP CEO Tony Hayward for the government imposed $20 billion escrow account to repay damages caused by the Deep Horizon oil spill continues to spark controversy. The ill-fated gaffe…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Dick Cheney to Form GOP Apology Task Force