Day: June 22, 2010
Posted in News In Your Briefs
Monkeys Replace Humans as Referees for World Cup 2010
Author: P. Beckert Published Date: June 22, 2010
Durban, South Africa – After many complaints about the poor calls being made by the referees hired to service the World Cup 2010 soccer matches, FIFA officials have decided to hire trained monkeys to referee the remaining games. Said one…
Posted in Entertainment
Moose Take Aim on Chickenhawk Ted Nugent
Author: rfreed Published Date: June 22, 2010
POINT BARROW, Alaska (GlossyNews) — Local Alaskan law enforcement agencies were shocked recently to learn of a plot by local moose to do in redneck rocker Ted Nugent during a concert here. The normally quiet, vegetarian moose have been in…
Posted in Sports
Kim Jong Il Punishes North Koreans with Live Broadcast of World Cup Match with Portugal
Author: P. Beckert Published Date: June 22, 2010
Pyongyang, North Korea (GlossyNews) -– The North Korean government struck an agreement with the Asia-Pacific Broadcasting Union to beam a live broadcast of the soccer game on Monday of the match between North Korea and Portugal. But instead of this…