Day: June 5, 2010
Posted in Environment
Obama Offers Citizenship to Mexicans Who Help Clean Up Oil Spill
Author: TawdrySoup.Com Published Date: June 5, 2010 6 Comments on Obama Offers Citizenship to Mexicans Who Help Clean Up Oil Spill
Washington D C (GlossyNews) — In a stroke of political genius, President Obama has figured out a way to kill two birds with one oil blob. He has offered full American citizenship to any illegal immigrant who brings a mop,…
Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc
‘The Onion’ Publishes an Issue of True Stories
Author: rfreed Published Date: June 5, 2010 3 Comments on ‘The Onion’ Publishes an Issue of True Stories
Foxpeter Grove, MD (GlossyNews) — The Onion, America’s premier satire and humor newspaper, shocked the literary world today by publishing an issue of ABSOLUTELY TRUE STORIES! The US’s flagship smart-ass site today reported on several newsworthy incidents that actually happened….