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Gordon “Gordy” Chastain, Philanthropist, Inventor, Diplomat, Dead at Age 4

Biloxi, MS (GlossyNews) — Gordon P Chastain, better known to the world as “Gordy” Chastain has died before his time, at the age of four, due to complications from malnutrition and insufficient pediatric medical care. The child, who was to…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Gordon “Gordy” Chastain, Philanthropist, Inventor, Diplomat, Dead at Age 4
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Woman Assaults Coffee Shop Patrons with Ditto Head Diatribe

Seattle, WA (GlossyNews) — Kaitlin Greely has found her way into Tawdry Soup for the second time time this year. This time by impressing patrons at the local coffee shop and veggie deli with her deep knowledge of Rush Limbaugh’s…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Woman Assaults Coffee Shop Patrons with Ditto Head Diatribe