Posted in Making Headlines

Singer Elvis Costello Refuses to Perform in Israel

“Oy vey, what a schmuck,” said one man as Israelites far and wide kvetshed about this latest development.

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Posted in Society

Patronization Conference — Probably Not Your Cup of Tea, Anyway

Princeton, NJ (GlossyNews) — Elite Ivy League Educators, students, and a cross section of the nation’s most powerful business and social leaders are meeting this week for the first annual “Patronization Expo” being held just off the campus of scenic…

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Posted in Human Interest

Glossy News Journalist Missing in South America

San Vincente, Bolivia (GlossyNews) — Reporters Without Borders spokesperson Kay O’Varian today announced fears about the fate of legendary Glossy News writer Blake Pennywhistle. “We all know Blake. He’s like an Edward R. Murrow in our profession, except half-drunk all…

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