Day: May 20, 2010
Posted in Making Headlines
Singer Elvis Costello Refuses to Perform in Israel
Author: P. Beckert Published Date: May 20, 2010
“Oy vey, what a schmuck,” said one man as Israelites far and wide kvetshed about this latest development.
Posted in Society
Patronization Conference — Probably Not Your Cup of Tea, Anyway
Author: Fuzzy Duffy Published Date: May 20, 2010 2 Comments on Patronization Conference — Probably Not Your Cup of Tea, Anyway
Princeton, NJ (GlossyNews) — Elite Ivy League Educators, students, and a cross section of the nation’s most powerful business and social leaders are meeting this week for the first annual “Patronization Expo” being held just off the campus of scenic…
Posted in Human Interest
Glossy News Journalist Missing in South America
Author: Liberties-Taken Published Date: May 20, 2010 1 Comment on Glossy News Journalist Missing in South America
San Vincente, Bolivia (GlossyNews) — Reporters Without Borders spokesperson Kay O’Varian today announced fears about the fate of legendary Glossy News writer Blake Pennywhistle. “We all know Blake. He’s like an Edward R. Murrow in our profession, except half-drunk all…