Day: May 10, 2010
Posted in Politics
Obama Fails to Appoint Deist to Supreme Court
Author: Reverend Mike Published Date: May 10, 2010 1 Comment on Obama Fails to Appoint Deist to Supreme Court
Washington DC (GlossyNews) — President Obama, refusing to yield to the demands of Tea Party agitators, has once again failed to appoint a Deist to the Supreme Court. Obama has announced that he will nominate Elena Kagan to the court,…
Posted in Society
Texas Governor: Oil Well Accident Act of God – Gays Still an Abomination
Author: TawdrySoup.Com Published Date: May 10, 2010 2 Comments on Texas Governor: Oil Well Accident Act of God – Gays Still an Abomination
Austin, TX (GlossyNews) — Texas Governor Rick Perry, in a tawdry attempt to poison the jury pool when the lawsuits start flying over the BP oil spill, has announced the oil well blowout in the Gulf of Mexico is “an…
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Southern Tornado Kills Ten; Nobody Surprised
Author: Liberties-Taken Published Date: May 10, 2010 2 Comments on Southern Tornado Kills Ten; Nobody Surprised
Deep South, USA (GlossyNews) — Governor Bailey Harbor today viewed the scene of last weekend’s worst storm devastation. “Yep, looks the same as every other tornado hit. I’ll get President Jug Ears on the phone; see if I can get…