Posted in News In Your Briefs

Karl Rove – The Infomercial

Greetings fellow Americans (Queue in Picture of Karl Rove in Lederhosen)– Are you one of the millions of downtrodden Americans who have never had a lucky break? I was one too, but I am going to pass on to you…

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Posted in Strange People

Dozens of Psychics Warn ‘Something Big’ About to Happen

Somewhere (GlossyNews) — Wednesday was a hotbed of psychic activity as readings poured in from all over the country from psychics warning that “something big” is coming down the pike. They could not hone in on exactly what it was,…

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Posted in World News

Chavez and Castro Now Facebook Friends

Bogota North, Colombia (GlossyNews) — Posted from a secure, undisclosed location by Glossy News South American correspondent in hiding. Sources close to Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez revealed a major diplomatic coup today; Fidel Castro has accepted Chavez’ friend request on…

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