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Rep Anthony Wiener, Facing Primary Challenge, Changes Name to T-Dong

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Posted in News In Your Briefs

Found: Mummified Remains of Man Waiting for Facebook Comments

Chicago, IL (GlossyNews) –The mummified remains of a man waiting for comments to his clever face book post were found last Monday in a basement in Winnetka, Illinois. The desiccated body of Murray Stinsky, who had collected a total of…

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Posted in World News

President Obama Detained at Phoenix Airport

Phoenix, AZ (GlossyNews) -– President Barack Obama was detained for a brief period yesterday at the Phoenix, AZ Airport by TSA officials while police determined whether or not to arrest him for not having proper identification with him at the…

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Posted in Human Interest

Vet Receptionist Loses Mind Upon Hearing Millionth Cutesy Pet Story

West Palm Beach, FL (GlossyNews) — Last Tuesday, Ida Roloff clutched her little “Poopsky,” and stood in front of the desk of busy veterinarian receptionist, Diane Wormer, known affectionately by her friends as “Dee.“ As they waited for the vet…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Vet Receptionist Loses Mind Upon Hearing Millionth Cutesy Pet Story