Posted in Making Headlines

Elmer Fudd Named New Conservative Spokesperson

Who else can totally get away with referring to Republicans as the ‘White Wing?’

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Posted in News In Your Briefs

Native Americans in Arizona Vow to Deport All Non-Native Americans

Navajo Nation – The Navajo, Hopi, all Apache Nations and all other Native Americans who presently reside in Arizona have joined forces in an effort to show the haughty Arizona residents just exactly who has every right to be in…

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Posted in Biz News Politics

Former Hollister Co. Executive Shot Dead by Arizona Police

NOGALES, AZ (GlossyNews) — The Southern California headquarters of Abercrombie & Fitch, which owns the Hollister brand, issued a statement today confirming the death of a controversial former executive. Hugh Humbert-Lardwick, a regional vice president from the United Kingdom, made…

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Posted in Television

Comedy Central Censors Own Press Release About South Park Censoring

Dothan, Al (GlossyNews) — After a week of controversy surrounding the censorship of an episode of the animated series South Park for mentioning the Prophet Muhammad, Comedy Central announced today it would also be censoring it’s own press release on the subject.  A spokesman for…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Comedy Central Censors Own Press Release About South Park Censoring