Day: April 28, 2010
Posted in News In Your Briefs
Male Bonding Imbroglio Leads to Tragic Tussle with Transvestite
Author: TawdrySoup.Com Published Date: April 28, 2010
New Orleans, LA (GlossyNews) –A male bonding imbroglio has landed two fraternity boys in the clink for attacking a transvestite who stopped to ask them directions. According to local Transvestite, Katrina Sapphire, it went down like this: “Girl-I was jus…
Posted in Biz News
Goldman Sachs Can’t Eliminate Mysterious Odor of Dirty Rats
Author: TawdrySoup.Com Published Date: April 28, 2010 1 Comment on Goldman Sachs Can’t Eliminate Mysterious Odor of Dirty Rats
New York, NY (GlossyNews) –The area around the offices of Goldman Sachs in New York City and New Jersey are void of pedestrian and vehicular traffic because of an overwhelming stench resembling the smell of dirty rats emanating from every…
Posted in Celebrity Gossip
Kim Kardashian Opts for Butt Lift after Butt Pad Malfunctions
Author: P. Beckert Published Date: April 28, 2010 1 Comment on Kim Kardashian Opts for Butt Lift after Butt Pad Malfunctions
Sydney, Australia – An embarrassed Kim Kardashian was in tears last week due to a major malfunction of one of the silicone butt pads she was wearing. She reportedly was so embarrassed by the occurrence that she has scheduled a…