Day: April 12, 2010
Posted in Health
Democrats Euthanize Elderly to Make Snack Foods
Author: rfreed Published Date: April 12, 2010
Macon, GA (GlossyNews) — Intrepid FOX News reporters have uncovered a heinous Left Wing plot to do in America’s older generation. While many were declaring the hard right’s scary threats that the Left was going to let older citizens die…
Posted in Biz News
New York Governor Plans to Make You Pay to Poop
Author: stuyv Published Date: April 12, 2010
New York, NY 10017 (GlossyNews) — At a press this morning, Governor David Paterson unveiled a drastic overhaul to the operation of New York public restrooms meant to reign in spending and generate new revenue for the debt ridden state. “I’ve pretty much cut every…
Posted in World News
Feds Arrest Christian Horse Militia for July 4th Plans
Author: TawdrySoup.Com Published Date: April 12, 2010
Abercrombie, MI (GlossyNews) — Breaking News: A Christian militia, made up entirely of horses, was arrested today for planning a stampede through the middle of Main Street, USA on July 4th. The leader of the herd, known only as Star,…