Day: April 9, 2010
Posted in Biz News
Check Out This Guy’s Birth Certificate
On a Private Island in the Pacific (GlossyNews) — There is a man whose birth certificate should be given a lot of scrutiny. No, he is not Obama. This guy is whiter than Wonder Bread. He has done more to…
Posted in Politics
Romney Cooks Up New Image for 2012
Author: BobZaguy Published Date: April 9, 2010
CHICAGO, IL (GlossyNews) — During an interview in a Chicago bus station on Wednesday, Mitt Romney said, “I think that one of the things that’s very important in running a successful presidential campaign is to make sure that voters can…
Posted in Society
Banks Foreclose on Hell — Satan Moves to Scientology Headquarters
Author: Fuzzy Duffy Published Date: April 9, 2010 1 Comment on Banks Foreclose on Hell — Satan Moves to Scientology Headquarters
Sarasota, Fla (GlossyNews) — Markets around the world were rocked today with news of the imminent foreclosure on Hell by a consortium of major international banks. The announcement came only after months of failed negotiations between Satan and the Associated…