Day: March 14, 2010
Posted in Crime
Mystery Man Wanted for Questioning in Slaying of Model
Author: BC Bass Published Date: March 14, 2010
MIAMI, FL (GlossyNews) — Police in Miami have released a sketch of a suspect wanted for questioning in the case of a local model found burned inside a trash bin. The 26-year-old African American model was found last month; police…
Posted in Health
Health Care Bill Passage Assured: Vampires Now On Board
Author: Liberties-Taken Published Date: March 14, 2010 1 Comment on Health Care Bill Passage Assured: Vampires Now On Board
Baltimore, MD (GlossyNews) — Speaking from Baltimore’s famed Holly Oaks Cemetery, last resting place of author Edgar Allen Polk, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi today revealed a strategy so stunning, even seasoned Washington wonks looked up from their pools of vomit…
Posted in Politics
GOP Opposes Jesus’ 2012 Presidential Campaign
Author: rfreed Published Date: March 14, 2010
KANSAS CITY, MO (GlossyNews) — Jesus Christ announced today that he is throwing his halo in the ring as a contender for the 2012 presidential race. Rather than commencing with the long-awaited Second Coming, the Big Three decided that He…