Day: February 23, 2010
Birthers — Less Relevant than David Cassidy?
Mexicali, BC, Mex (Noticias Mexicanas) In these troubled economic times, some doubt the old paradigms of Democrat and Republican remain relevant, pointing to ever growing fragmentation on both ends of the political spectrum. Their thesis seemed to gain credence this…
Al-Qaeda Claims Responsibility For Texas Crash
AUSTIN, Texas – A Spokesman for the international terror and hedge fund Organization al-Qaeda has moved swiftly to claim responsibility for the Texas Kamikaze bombing to strike fear into conservative-Texas hearts, at least those of the Texans inside the building…
Bristol Palin Goes on Celeb Show to Prove She’s “One of Us”
The famously chaste and modest “non-retard” Bristol Palin has chosen to take a large six-figure sum to appear on a reality show to prove that she’s just a regular girl from a regular family, just like the rest of middle…
Liz Cheney Calls Rachel Maddow “Hot”
This past week the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) got underway in Washington, D.C., and there were no real surprises in front of the cameras, save for that magical moment when Dick Cheney appeared out of nowhere to chants of…
Man Living with Parents Mauled to Death by Cougar
OTTAWA, ON – After winning a lengthy legal battle for the right to keep exotic cougars on his property in rural Ontario, Buford Starwarrior was mauled to death by a 125-pound animal. Starwarrior, a 26-year-old shut-in and aspiring comic book…