Day: February 18, 2010
Ben Affleck More at Home Among Family Men Than Company Men
“I love being a father,” Ben Affleck said to reporters who actually had asked him about his new film “The Company Men,” the arrest of his wife’s stalker, and of his wife’s revelation to W Magazine that she will never…
Michelle Obama Taps Barbie Doll for Anti-Obesity Campaign
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Barbie doll turned fifty-one recently, and First Lady Michelle Obama noted the occasion by announcing that Barbie would serve as the official spokesperson for the White House’s anti-childhood-obesity campaign. “If America’s young people looked more like…
Woman Caught Selling Food Stamps to Buy Palin Speech Tickets
An Orlando woman was arrested for welfare fraud last weekend for trying to sell her monthly food stamps on the Florida black market in order to scrounge up the $50 necessary to buy a gallery seat to Sarah Palin’s speech…
Palin Inspires Tea Party Audience with “Tell Off” Stories
Ashland, KY (GlossyNews): Former Alaska Governor, Sara Palin, continued her outreach to the Tea Party movement this week, speaking before a group of Tea Party activists outside Ashland. Palin was warmly received by the $150 per ticket Tea Party rally…
David Blain to Have Himself Cremated on Regis & Kelly
Stuntman and magician David Blain has announced his newest effort to set himself apart from all of magic history. Famous for being frozen in a block of ice, immersed in water and buried alive, David Blain has committed to being…
Pfizer Pharmaceutical Develops More Potent Placebo
Pharmaceutical giant Pfizer Pharmaceutical claims they have developed a more potent placebo that has been proven to work better in controlled experiments than other doctor prescribed placebos. “Our placebo has a foul taste and smell”, said Pfizer representative Peter Gruber….
Tom Tancredo’s Teen Traveling Companion Shot Dead in Georgia Convenience Store
DENVER, Colorado — As an advocate for eugenics, former Colorado congressman Tom Tancredo is hardly a trailblazer. He follows in the footsteps of pioneers such as Strom Thurmond, George Wallace and David Duke. But what Tancredo lacks in originality, he…