Day: February 7, 2010
Posted in Top Stories
Storm has DC Scrambling for Staples
Author: BobZaguy Published Date: February 7, 2010
WASHINGTON, D.C.— It all began innocently enough with light flakes around noon in downtown D.C. Forecasters warned of 30 inches or more of heavy, wet snow and powerful winds. Devastating for Washington. It would become the heaviest snowfall since January…
Posted in News In Your Briefs
AOL News: “Palin Says She’d Run in 2012”
Author: P. Beckert Published Date: February 7, 2010
Where? Back to Alaska?
Posted in Politics
John Edwards to Appear on Jerry Springer
Author: Liberties-Taken Published Date: February 7, 2010
In what is hailed as a media coup, former 2008 presidential candidate John Edwards has agreed to an exclusive deal with Jerry Springer Productions. According to Washington insiders, the move is a bold “out of the box” insurgency first step…
Posted in Society
Ask Hank: All Your Philosophically Sexual Questions Answered
Author: Ask Hank Published Date: February 7, 2010
OK Hank, Here are a couple philosophical questions for your amusement. Why do men and women have two hands? If the Universe is expanding like my waistline, why does the content of my wallet not do the same? Why do…