Month: January 2010
Senator Introduces Bill to Name Feb 29 Barack Obama Day
In a move to recognize the strides America has made in electing its first African American to the highest public office in the land, Senator Shirley Wynott (D-Id) has introduced a bill that would make every February 29 “National Barack…
Kate Gosselin Pissed Over Having to Take Anger Management Classes
Sources close to Kate Gosselin have indicated that in addition to getting another ultra expensive new hairdo to up her chances of finding a new daddy for her kids, the newly divorced Ms. Gosselin is also being told by her…
All White American Basketball League Hoping To Grace Southern States
Sometimes a story comes along that contains such overtly racist remarks that are so darned over the top that to try and rewrite it to fit within a satirical framework would do a great injustice to the story itself. This…
Sarah Palin to Open for Jonas Brothers in Anchorage, Alaska
Jonas Brothers fans in Anchorage, Alaska have finally gotten their wish. The Jonas Brothers are tentatively scheduled to perform at MaS! (Make-a-Scene) sometime in late June or early July, 2010. A firm date hasn’t been set. What is unusual about…
Does Brown Pack the Gear to Replace Kennedy?
Boston, MA (GlossyNews) — Democratic National Committee campaign strategists are rushing today to explain the unexpectedly strong showing by Republican Scott Brown in the Massachusetts special election to fill the seat of the late Senator Edward Kennedy. Republic pundits and…
Conan O’Brien Clashes w/ NBC Titans
Blah blah blah… haven’t we heard it all before? It’s a late night segment with no good joke and a segment that promises never to end. Sure, NBC screwed him practically inside-out, and now the late-night darling is trying to…
Quotes from Game Change No One is Talking About
A thoroughly entertaining book, The Game Change, has brought to light some “wish we hadn’t said that” moments from almost everyone associated with the 2008 Presidential campaign scene. So I just couldn’t wait to get my hands on a copy…
Four Reasons You’d Be Crazy Not to Go See Avatar
I’m not on the take or anything, I’m just a big fan of this unique film, and one who loves it quite a lot. 1 – Because, Statistically, You Haven’t Seen It Yet Even though it’s breaking records left and…