Day: January 11, 2010
Posted in News In Your Briefs
Simon Cowell Leaving American Idol for Good
Author: P. Beckert Published Date: January 11, 2010
When asked why he was leaving American Idol, Simon Cowell coyly replied, “I’ve got other irons in the fire and it’s just time for me to go.” But sources close to the star claim that, like his fellow judge, Randy…
Posted in Politics
Alert – Redneck Right Wingers Have Learned To Type And Have Infiltrated The Internet
Author: rfreed Published Date: January 11, 2010
ALERT! ALERT! Hard right rednecks have learned to use the Internet and even more horrifyingly the comments section of Glossy News. Someone has taught them to type and in some cases even to spell. They are swiftly learning to use…
Posted in World News
Texas Makes Good On Promise To Secede From U.S. – Joins Mexico
Author: rfreed Published Date: January 11, 2010
The Alamo, El Paso, TX The state of Texas today seceded from the United States and joined with Mexico, a nation it had once fought for independence from at the Alamo. Governor Rick Perry, disgruntled with the economic politics of…