Day: January 8, 2010
Posted in Politics
Paliens Infiltrate Sarah Palin Events to Undermine Conservatives
Author: P. Beckert Published Date: January 8, 2010 1 Comment on Paliens Infiltrate Sarah Palin Events to Undermine Conservatives
Little is known about the group calling itself “Paliens” but sources have indicated that they are a group of clairvoyants who are secretly infiltrating Sarah Palin events and using their supernatural powers to alter the intelligence of Palin herself to…
Posted in Human Interest
Singles Kicked Off BeautifulPeople.com Launch PrettyFaces.com
Author: Phil Maggitti Published Date: January 8, 2010
BOSTON, Mass. – Singles who were kicked off the elite dating site BeautifulPeople.com, the self-proclaimed “sexiest website in the world,” are not taking their dismissal lying down. Many of the 5,000 people who were ruled off the site for porking…
Posted in Politics
Catholics Refuse To Recognize Ronald Reagan As A Saint
Author: rfreed Published Date: January 8, 2010 1 Comment on Catholics Refuse To Recognize Ronald Reagan As A Saint
The Catholic Church today rejected the Republican Party’s attempt to have Ronald Reagan canonized as a saint. The Republicans have been striving for some time to win over the Church to their viewpoint of Reagan as being divine, but the…