Day: January 3, 2010
Ask Hank – Spam Mail Offers Unemployed Dad Chance at New Career
Dear Hank, I recently received this email and thought I would ask your advice about how to respond. You see I am currently unemployed and this job offer would be such a big help for me to put food on…
Yin and Yang To Divorce, Cite Irreconcilable Differences
Yin and Yang, one of the world’s most beloved and recognizable couples, has filed for divorce, citing irreconcilable differences as the reason for their split. “It happens,” said the dark-haired Ms. Yin. “After thousands of years couples just grow apart….
XE, Artists Formerly Known As Blackwater, Open Kill Thrill Amusement Park
Hayden, ID (GlossyNews) — Soldiers of Fortune, paramilitary buffs and serial killers can all revel in the new theme park started by Xe, the artists once known as Blackwater. Fresh from getting off their convictions of killing 17 Iraqi civilians…
Oh Brother, Can You Spare Your Wife?
It is reported that a man in Germany did more than borrow a cup of sugar when he asked his neighbor to impregnate his wife for $2,500. Demetrius Soupolos was sterile and unable to have children with his former beauty-queen…