Day: January 2, 2010
Wal-Mart to Debut Hire-A-Zombie Program
Wal-Mart, leading the way in innovative ways to cut wages and benefits for American workers, has successfully created a “Hire-a-Zombie” program that is expected to dramatically change the Wal-Mart shopping experience.
Med Breakthrough: Airport Body Scans Have Effect “Similar to Viagra”
Washington, DC (BNSE): Department of Homeland Security and Transportation Safety Administration officials gathered today to announce what they call “a stunning medical breakthrough.” The agencies, tasked with the safety of the United States mainland and passenger air travel, claimed that…
Prostate Cancer Seen As Major Cause of Prostate Cancer Deaths
A major study conducted at the London Institute for Prostate Cancer has determined that men who are diagnosed with prostate cancer are nearly twenty-five times as likely to die from the disease as men who are prostate-cancer free. This conclusion…