Posted in Politics

Nelson Tops Leiberman in “Race to #60”

WASHINGTON, DC — The Race to #60 is as old as the Senate. Only one person can claim the title in this rare event, as the party in power tries to work it so the race doesn’t happen. It becomes…

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Posted in News In Your Briefs

UGG Boots Sales Surpassed by New Line of FUgly Boots

Just when you thought boots couldn’t get any uglier, along comes a line of boots that are truly the ugliest boots on the planet. “FUgly Boots,” says their maker, Fingdern Smogadenser, “have been described by our customers as looking like…

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Posted in Society

Ask Hank: Advice on Golf Masters, Mistresses and Bawdy Birdies

Dear Hank, My wife recently found out that I’ve been seeing some other women and now it seems like I’m in all kinds of trouble. She knew when we met that I was a swinger but now she’s pretending like…

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Posted in Serious Commentary

True Love, Romance or Just Plain Sex… What’s It All Mean?

Although “falling in love” is probably the most wonderful feeling in the world and the most mysterious state of mind one can find him/herself within, science tells us that “falling in love” is very transient and not the answer to…

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Posted in Making Headlines

“Cash for Crashers” Program to Air on Bravo in January

WTF?! Click now to find out more! “Cash for Crashers” Program to Air on Bravo in January
Posted in Television

Fox News Group Leads in Dumbing Down America

Results of a preliminary study conducted by the Institute for the Dumbing Down of America (IDDA), Fox News Group has come out way ahead of any other television network news provider as having phenomenal success in creating misinformed, less intelligent…

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