Day: December 17, 2009
Posted in Biz News
New Construction Soars as Contractors Build without Buyers
Author: Reverend Mike Published Date: December 17, 2009
Houston (GlossyNews Exclusive) — Housing starts all over the country have soared in the last two weeks as general contractors near you went back to work building with a vengance. Only problem is — there are no buyers. Already over…
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Google Announces New Motto: “Be Less Evil Than Microsoft”
Author: Brian White Published Date: December 17, 2009
Since clinging to the original motto of “Don’t Be Evil” proved too great a burden in the emerging web economy, the more realistic slogan of “Be Less Evil than Microsoft” seemed a better fit, and an effortless goalpost to hit,…
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Granny Grapples with Grocery Superpower
Author: Rusty Published Date: December 17, 2009
A 95-year old Grandmother has answered the clarion of moral conscience’s call and is spearheading the campaign against a proposed supermarket being built atop the listed buildings of a historic English market town. Fellatia Skank spit the proverbial dummy when…