Day: December 12, 2009
Adam Lambert May Perform at Academy Awards
It was announced today that Adam Lambert is cautiously being asked to perform at the Academy Awards. The caveat is that he must appear solo on stage, wear a loose-fitting jogging suit, and sing a medley of Barry Manilow and…
Wounded British Soldiers Ward Off Prime Minister’s Visit
The UK Office of the Prime Minister today announced and welcomed the Army’s 1,000th recruit of the year – sixteen-year-old Private Angus Munt from Glasgow’s Pikey Park Sink or Swim Council Estate. Conversely the winner of the ‘First Century’ Squaddies-in-Bodybags…
Ashley Madison Not One of Tiger Woods’ Mistresses
If Ashley Madison is not one of Tiger Woods’ many mistresses, then who is she and what does this have to do with Tiger Woods you ask? Plenty. If you didn’t know better, you’d think that Ashley Madison was just…
Once You’ve Had Tiger, You Can’t Go Back
I rushed into the conference room where my colleagues had gathered to discuss potential stories to publish in the next day’s newspaper. As the editor, Oscar sat at the head of the table, gulping down a cup of foul-smelling coffee,…
A Vision for Establishing Free Vocational Schools Across the Country
My name is Charles Wang. And I am writing to you about a successful program and service that my friend and I have created: we built a non-profit, vocational, training center to teach practical skills to the homeless people that…