Day: December 9, 2009
Yes, Virginia, There is Global Warming
“DEAR EDITOR: I am 48 years old. “Some of my conservative friends say there is no Global Warming. “The UN says, ‘If you see it in a peer reviewed journal it’s so.’ “Please tell me the truth; is there Global…
Food Network Show Hosts Arrested in Food Fight
New York, NY – The set of the Food Network’s annual “Ho-Ho-Home for the Holidays Christmas Spectacular” looked more like Hell’s Kitchen than the happy holidays venue it was originally designed to portray last Thursday when a fight broke out…
Chocolate-Face “Hershey Guy” Makes Race Accusation
I’m not a racist and I know that because I don’t know what racism is. I have friends who run, friends who don’t run, and friends who don’t even appreciate running. That’s about the extent of my understanding of “the…
Cheney Chases “Party of the Past” Out of His Closet
[UNDSCL’D] DELAWARE, WY – He may be the wise-ass who shoots his friend in the face; true, but he’s OUR friend-face-shooting wise-ass… If you turn 180° from that public persona, you get this touching story about his childhood that he…