Day: December 8, 2009
Twelve Days of Christmas — The Ghost of Christmas Present
On the Twelfth Day of Christmas my true love sent to me Twelve court subpoenas, Eleven texts saying ‘ph*ck you’, Ten bailiffs with repossession orders, Nine blokes to cut the gas off, Eight maids with paternity claims, Seven photos of…
New Credit Card Rules- Vaseline and Dinner Out
Today is the first day of the new credit card rules mandated by Congress. For the first time in our history, these companies must now offer to “lube up” and to take you out to dinner at a “mid-priced or…
Michigan Bigfoot Sightings On the Rise
Mt. Clemens, MI – With the cold weather approaching, there have been quite a few Bigfoot sightings in the Mt. Clemens area, the most recent occurring last Sunday behind the local Buffalo Wild Wings Grill and Bar out on 15…
GOP Officially Declares Moral Bankruptcy
Washington DC – Long accused of being morally corrupt by most of their critics, the GOP today filed papers in Federal court declaring moral bankruptcy to the nth degree. Wiping back what looked to be actual tears, Senator Lindsey Graham…
Palin Arrested in Pre-Dawn Raid on Wasilla
Following a blitzkrieg pre-dawn raid on her rural Anchorage six bedroom igloo, involving ice picks, hot air guns and a flamethrower, a Homeland Security strike force this morning arrested failed Republican VP wannabe Sarah Palin on charges of subversion, domestic…
A Real Look into Impoverished America: drugs, Prostitution & Violence
A real look into the impoverished areas of America: their drug use, prostitution, violence… and why they happen! Written from my own personal working experience… It takes someone who has really hardened his or her heart to integrate into some…