Day: December 2, 2009
Stick Figure Drawing Leads Police Straight to Flat, Featureless Killer
A photo-fit identity drawing scribbled down on the back of a whorehouse bar menu by Candida Putata, the sole witness to the murder of Jiggy Moronito, a taxi driver in Santa Cruz, Bolivia, has helped homicide detectives to apprehend six…
Waterboarding Added To Olympics For ’10
IOC Headquarters, Switzerland – In a little-known press conference outside the offices of the International Olympics, The President of the International Olympic Committee (IOC), Jacques Rogge, announced that after long consideration and research with the UN and throughout the world,…
Obama Unveils Big Brother/Big Sister Buddy Plan
The White House – Americans are being asked to team up and pool their resources to further stem the tide of inflation and allow everyone a better chance of getting back on their feet. President Obama, over the weekend, issued…
Uninvited White House Guests and the Snuggie
WASHINGTON – By now everyone has seen the news on the Virginia couple, Michaele and Tareq Salahi, who slipped into the White House state dinner on Tuesday night. The Secret Service learned about the incident on Wednesday after media inquiries…
Why Do We Still Need Homeland Security in America?
Despite of all the controversy, bureaucratic waste of money, and the violation of personal rights, privacy, dignity, and freedom, why do we still need Homeland Security in America? “Every year, 475 million people, 125 million vehicles, and 21 million import…