Posted in Society

Ask Hank: Republicans = Swoony Churchgoers

Hey Hank, It’s become a toss-up for me here and thought you could help out, if you want… I am and have been an atheist for most of my life. I just can’t get into the whole swoony churchy thing….

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Posted in Serious Commentary

American Democracy (What is it, What Does it Mean?)

When Alexander Hamilton signed the Constitution of United States in 1775, he defined democracy and freedom in the following way: “The sacred rights of mankind, [human freedom,] are not to be rummaged for, among old parchments, or musty records. They…

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Posted in Environment Technology

French Court Labels Monsanto ‘Serial Liars’, Weeds Uninjured

The Conseil d’Etat, France’s highest court, has ruled that U.S. agrogarchy bully-corp Monsanto has been lying through its proverbial teeth concerning the safety record of the best-selling weed-killer, Phuck_Up. The court confirmed an earlier judgment that Monsanto had falsely advertised…

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Posted in Television

Glenn Beck’s Daughter Sells Daddy’s Drool on E-Bay

Learning that his middle daughter was jonesing to go to Columbia University, Glenn Beck refused to pay for her tuition, stating “if you want to attend some hippie, liberal, communist center of lower learning in the middle of freaking Harlem,…

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Posted in Biz News Human Interest

Wal-Mart To Offer Sex Toys

Bentonville, Arkansas – Wal-Mart Corporation today announced that they are preparing to sell sex toys in select stores around the country. The mammoth retailer spent a full year on customer research and reached the conclusion that in select rural markets,…

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Posted in Health Politics

Zambia’s Political ‘Porno’ Pantomime

The topsy-turvy world of African patronage politics and the executive rule of law have just received not only a good shake up but a sound and square kick in the proverbial goolies – with Zambian President Rupiah Jaffacake being equally…

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Posted in Serious Commentary

Why the Middle East War will continue never-ending support & funding

People’s natural social instinct to cognitive flaws — a few main ones Accepting More Responsibility for Success Than Failure, for Good Deeds Than Bad Time and again, experimenters have found that people readily accept credit when told they have succeeded…

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Posted in Crooked Cops

Courts: Police Authority Can Be Sexually Transmitted

Atlanta, GA, (GlossyNews): A Federal Court of Appeals today set a stunning new precedent with their decision in the case of Mego-Mart, et al v. Doe. According to the unanimous ruling, official law enforcement powers, and, specifically, police arresting authority,…

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