Posted in Biz News

Mattel Announces New Line of Black Barbie Dolls to be in Stores by Kwanza

With the success of last years “Cougar Barbie” still fresh in their minds, Mattel will launch a full line of Black Barbie dolls in time for the Kwanza celebrations. The original proposal was for a single new doll shipped with…

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“Rocky VI” Filming Suspended While Stallone Battles Gout

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Posted in Crime Strange People

Scumwood Barmaid Bankrupts Benefits Agency

A part-time barmaid and career welfare cheat was today convicted of multiple counts of benefit fraud. Bronmai Lawson was given a 12 month suspended prison sentence and ordered to perform 150 hours of unpaid Community Service duty as a ‘pavement…

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Posted in Sports Sports Scandals

Celebrity Egocentric Obviously Jailed for Assault

One of the UK’s legion of shit-for-brains overpaid Premier League footballers broke a woman’s nose with a single head butt after declaring, “Don’t you know who I am? I’m an effin’ millionaire”, a jury sitting at Smegmadale Assizes heard in…

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