Day: November 6, 2009
Posted in Biz News
Mattel Announces New Line of Black Barbie Dolls to be in Stores by Kwanza
Author: Iracundus Humanus Published Date: November 6, 2009 1 Comment on Mattel Announces New Line of Black Barbie Dolls to be in Stores by Kwanza
With the success of last years “Cougar Barbie” still fresh in their minds, Mattel will launch a full line of Black Barbie dolls in time for the Kwanza celebrations. The original proposal was for a single new doll shipped with…
Posted in Making Headlines
“Rocky VI” Filming Suspended While Stallone Battles Gout
Author: Sagman44 Published Date: November 6, 2009
Scumwood Barmaid Bankrupts Benefits Agency
Author: Rusty Published Date: November 6, 2009
A part-time barmaid and career welfare cheat was today convicted of multiple counts of benefit fraud. Bronmai Lawson was given a 12 month suspended prison sentence and ordered to perform 150 hours of unpaid Community Service duty as a ‘pavement…
Celebrity Egocentric Obviously Jailed for Assault
Author: Rusty Published Date: November 6, 2009
One of the UK’s legion of shit-for-brains overpaid Premier League footballers broke a woman’s nose with a single head butt after declaring, “Don’t you know who I am? I’m an effin’ millionaire”, a jury sitting at Smegmadale Assizes heard in…