Day: October 29, 2009
McRestaurant McReminds McTourists of McHome
If you’ve ever traveled, whether it was across town or across the world, the one thing you wanted more than unlimited outgoing calls from your room was something familiar that reminded you of home. In my case I could think…
Congress: Health Care Reform to be Funded by Mysterious Nigerian Prince
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi told BSNE at a Capitol Hill news conference, initial contact with Prince D’Uod Mababe was made by Pelosi herself. “I was checking my e-mail in my office when I happened to glance on one that caught my attention,” disclosed Pelosi. “It was titled ‘Help Me in My Financial Distress,’ so naturally, I assumed it was a constituent and opened it. To my surprise, it was not a request for social services, but an offer of financial support!
Global Warming Scam B’Gores Millions to Death
The UK faces a “catastrophe” of floods, droughts and killer heatwaves if world leaders fail to agree a deal on climate change, the prime minister will warn. Prime Munster Gordon ‘Cry Wolf’ Broon is set to address the Major Economies…