Day: October 23, 2009
Posted in Technology
Fruitcake—Alternative Fuel Source?
Bentonville, AR – A former Walmart employee and part-time nutty professor has begun research into alternative uses for the millions of fruitcakes that are returned every December 26th to Walmart. Speaking from the garage of his home on Vista Drive…
Posted in Health
NHS Mobile Heart Surgery Scheme Wins Kudos
Author: Rusty Published Date: October 23, 2009
Like most people with any modicum of common sense Hector McTwat has an innate fear and loathing of hospitals – especially so with the current scourge of MRSA and other flesh-eating necrotic infections patients seem to catch while in any…
Posted in Strange People
Horny Goat Weed Sex Romp Homicide Attempt
Author: Rusty Published Date: October 23, 2009 1 Comment on Horny Goat Weed Sex Romp Homicide Attempt
A Smegmadale-on-Sea woman lured her 94-year old pensioner husband into the dark, deep woods with promises of a wild, drug-fuelled sex romp then slit his throat and left him for dead so she could rendezvous with a cyber-lover she had…