Posted in Technology

Fruitcake—Alternative Fuel Source?

Bentonville, AR – A former Walmart employee and part-time nutty professor has begun research into alternative uses for the millions of fruitcakes that are returned every December 26th to Walmart. Speaking from the garage of his home on Vista Drive…

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Posted in Health

NHS Mobile Heart Surgery Scheme Wins Kudos

Like most people with any modicum of common sense Hector McTwat has an innate fear and loathing of hospitals – especially so with the current scourge of MRSA and other flesh-eating necrotic infections patients seem to catch while in any…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! NHS Mobile Heart Surgery Scheme Wins Kudos
Posted in Strange People

Horny Goat Weed Sex Romp Homicide Attempt

A Smegmadale-on-Sea woman lured her 94-year old pensioner husband into the dark, deep woods with promises of a wild, drug-fuelled sex romp then slit his throat and left him for dead so she could rendezvous with a cyber-lover she had…

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Posted in Making Headlines

Self-Proclaimed Dr. Doolittle Arrested After “Consensual Relationship”

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Self-Proclaimed Dr. Doolittle Arrested After “Consensual Relationship”