Day: October 19, 2009
Whitney Houston Non-Story Dominates Non-News Networks
If you thought there was anything to see here folks, you were mistaken and left to image your wives just a tad darker.
TV Execs “Shocked” Balloon Dad Unstable
After months, nay years of insane ramblings, lost lawsuits and 911 calls, father Richard “the dick” Heene has been deemed a toxic asset by the Hollywood Reality Productionati. A 23 year old executive from E! told Glossy News, “Dude, seriously,…
Kid’s Balloon Stunt Mobilizes Entire Nation
A six-year-old boy thought to have been carried away by a helium-filled weather balloon in Colorado was in fact hiding in the kitchen fridge – behind the remains of last Thanksgiving’s Day turkey, a Dorksborough County deputy informed Fux News….
Breaking Media Tradition: Balloon Boy Was a Hoax
Not ones to mince words, let Glossy News be among the first to openly declare that the balloon boy incident involving Falcon Heene, son of Richard “Big Dick” Heene, was nothing more than a costly, ill-conceived, poorly orchestrated hoax and…
Europe Bans Pregnancy Cheese
A supermarket has apologised to one of its teenage female customers after she was told she could not buy mature Cheddar cheese due being pregnant. Candida Muffitch, a 15-year old schoolgirl currently studying for her A-Level exams in Benefit Fraud…