Posted in Sports Sports Scandals

Hippocratic Oath to Hypocritic Oaf, Damp Man Left to Die

A crap-for-brains jobsworth ambulance chief refused to allow his emergency response paramedics to enter six inches of water to treat a man with a fractured spine – as it constituted a breach of heath and safety regulations. The jinxed Wilf…

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Posted in Politics World News

New Labour Stealth Taxes Locked n’ Loaded

Secret Labour stealth taxes – rumoured to have been conjoured and drafted by old rodent features himself – Lord Peter Scandalson – aka Vermin in Ermine – are geared up to be imposed on millions of homes and totally bankrupt…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! New Labour Stealth Taxes Locked n’ Loaded
Posted in Society

Ask Hank: Cheating Husband Becomes Latter Day Lover

Dear Hank, I’ve been cheating on my wife since before I met her, and I think she might be starting to get suspicious. It’s getting pretty hairy, but winter is coming so we don’t do too much shaving up here…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Ask Hank: Cheating Husband Becomes Latter Day Lover