Posted in Environment Technology

Miliband the Millipede Promises Green Jobs For All

One of Britain’s biggest employers in the green energy industry is to cease production within hours of a paradoxical government announcement today pledging as many as 400,000 green jobs by 2015.

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Posted in Gadgets & Gizmos

Egypt to Ban Lab-Fabricated Hymens

A leading Egyptian Islamic scholar has demanded (based on his own barbaric vigilante authority) that people caught importing a female virginity-faking device into the basket case country should be arrested by the Mutaween religious police, summarily tried under Sharia law…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Egypt to Ban Lab-Fabricated Hymens
Posted in Technology

Frivolous Academic ‘Cheese Butty’ Research Hit

The New Labour government’s Ministry for Wasting Time & Money has come under attack from the Tories – yet again – for commissioning academic research into such insane project studies as how to make the perfect cheese toastie sandwich –…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Frivolous Academic ‘Cheese Butty’ Research Hit