Day: October 7, 2009
Miliband the Millipede Promises Green Jobs For All
Author: Rusty Published Date: October 7, 2009
One of Britain’s biggest employers in the green energy industry is to cease production within hours of a paradoxical government announcement today pledging as many as 400,000 green jobs by 2015.
Posted in Gadgets & Gizmos
Egypt to Ban Lab-Fabricated Hymens
A leading Egyptian Islamic scholar has demanded (based on his own barbaric vigilante authority) that people caught importing a female virginity-faking device into the basket case country should be arrested by the Mutaween religious police, summarily tried under Sharia law…
Posted in Technology
Frivolous Academic ‘Cheese Butty’ Research Hit
Author: Rusty Published Date: October 7, 2009
The New Labour government’s Ministry for Wasting Time & Money has come under attack from the Tories – yet again – for commissioning academic research into such insane project studies as how to make the perfect cheese toastie sandwich –…