Posted in Human Interest Society Technology

EU Big Brother to Microchip All UK Pets

Now even dogs and cats – and likewise all British household pets – from the cuddly furry to the feathery plumaged to piscine and reptilian scaly – cannot escape the clutches of the Orwellian surveillance state. Under EU plans being…

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Posted in Human Interest

Woman Labeled ‘Too Dumb’ to Marry, Though Technically Doable

UK social workers following the latest batch of the EU’s totalitarian Communist Federation regulations being imposed on this once-sceptered isle have banned a young woman from her own wedding in a ridiculous broughaha over whether she is bright enough to…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Woman Labeled ‘Too Dumb’ to Marry, Though Technically Doable
Posted in Health

Kid’s Cold Hits Head Like Like Hammer of Snot

If ever I had reason to complain about something, this would probably be it. I mean, I would complain about it, if only I could, but I just can’t. I’m much too under the weather to protest. Still, I have…

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Posted in Science & Technologizzy Technology

Indian Space Probe Finds Water on Moon

A surprising amount of water has been found to exist on the Moon’s surface, especially so in the craters which have been discovered to contain muddy puddles just waiting to be drained and the liquid purified for drinking. Data from…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Indian Space Probe Finds Water on Moon