Day: October 1, 2009
Ungrateful Iraqis “Don’t Appreciate” US Invasion
The US House Overshite Committee on International Ethnic Cleansing, Human Wrongs and Justifiable Genocide met today in Washington to discuss issues of sovereignty and stability in Iraq and the country’s longstanding financial obligation of reimbursing the US-led coalition nation forces…
Rodent Rodham Clinton Boosts US Neo-Imperialism in Africa
US Secretary of Sleaze Hilarious Rodent Clinton’s eleven-day tour of Darkest Africa took in seven AIDS-ravaged countries across the malfunctional continent.
Vaca Photo Ruined by Spiderman Toy Bragging
If there’s one thing I love more than anything, it’s a “thing”. Can’t tell you what it is, but it’s probably something, and something I really, really love. What I can tell you is what I love more than that,…
Dr. Rick Warren in Orbit with God
NASA Headquarters, Houston, TX –by BobZaguy Evangelical pastor Rick Warren has taken on the quest that will bring him into planetary orbit, the ultimate God-like experience. This is an attempt to orbit with the planets, hoping to replace Pluto, whose…
Prince Chucklehead: Environmental Savior, Saviour and Savant
His Royal Highness Charles – the bat-eared Prince of Snails – is urging the common landless peasants of Merrie England to give up their cars in favour of walking or public transport to try to reduce carbon emissions and save…
AccuWeather Forecast for Today – Sunshine – Que?
E-mail to AccuWeather HQ: From: Rusty@noreply.com Sent: 22 September 2009 – 09:52:28 The AccuWeather site boast: “AccuWeather has developed a new algorithm that calculates what the temperature really feels like outside – named (appropriately enough) the RealFeel Temperature.