Day: September 17, 2009
Teachers Stigmatize Pupils Due Birth Names
Author: Rusty Published Date: September 17, 2009 3 Comments on Teachers Stigmatize Pupils Due Birth Names
Shit-for-brains UK teachers with an NVQ1 diploma in Advanced Guesswork claim they can tell which pupils are likely to play up or be the local Anti-Christ incarnate simply by looking at their names – according to a recent government survey.
Arkansas Mum Has 19th Nervous Breakdown
Author: Rusty Published Date: September 17, 2009 1 Comment on Arkansas Mum Has 19th Nervous Breakdown
Bobbie-Joe Muffitch from Twattown, Arkansas, is expecting her 19th new arrival in March next year.
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Gordon Brown Makes 3-Minute Stop In Afghanistan
Author: Rusty Published Date: September 17, 2009
During a surprise visit to Afghanistan yesterday to change his underpants Gordon ‘Culpability’ Brown gave a strong indication that more British troops will be sent to the basket case dump of a nation-sized midden to replace all the broken ones…