Day: September 10, 2009
Innovative Cops Boost Income by Robbing Cars
Author: Rusty Published Date: September 10, 2009
While there’s nothing unusual about discovering items of value have been stolen from unlocked (or locked) parked cars – including the actual car wheels or engine – or the car itself – by opportunist thieving Pikey scallies during the deepening…
Anti-Graft Boss Caught Elbow-Deep in Graft
Author: Rusty Published Date: September 10, 2009
Campaigners have condemned the reappointment of the head of Kenya’s anti-corruption agency – the KACC (pronounced ‘cack’) – by the 105-year old President Dogbone Meow Kitkatbar.
NHS E-Mail Reply Three Years Late
Author: Rusty Published Date: September 10, 2009
The National Health Service has apologised after writing to a man to address various concerns over his hospital medical treatment – three-and-half years after he kicked the bucket and went aloft to join the Choir Invisible.