Posted in Making Headlines

Happy New Year to All … Honest

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Posted in World News

Limbaugh Rushed to Hospital Drugs Not Mentioned

Honolulu, HI (GlossyNews) — Acerbic Conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh was rushed to a Honolulu hospital this morning for what doctors say is an…

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Posted in Technology

Bekins Moving Into The Future

Chicago, IL – The Bekins folks are bound to make moving a snap for their customers this time, for sure. Compression is the new name…

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Posted in Travel

Is The Green Zone In Baghdad The New OZ?

The Green Zone, that huge, walled off section of Baghdad occupied by US military and civilian operations, has been renamed ‘The Emerald City’ after the…

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Posted in Human Interest

2009 So Not-Father of the Year Award Nominations Announced

The year 2009 saw a plethora of bad daddy behavior around the country and we, at Glossy News, thought we’d take the low road and…

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Posted in Technology

Obama Vows to Investigate Alarming Rise in GPS Malfunctions

President Barack Obama announced yesterday that he would ask the Department of Homeland Security to investigate an alarming rise in GPS malfunctions. Although he stopped…

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Posted in Society

Recession So Bad, Money Is Worthless

The long lasting recession has caused in many a belief that money no longer has any value. “What good is it to waste my whole…

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Posted in Politics

Debating Progressives

Question: With the CRU files leak, do you still believe the climate science is not settled? Response: You (expletive deleted) son of a (expletive deleted)….

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Posted in Politics

Conservatives Shift From ‘Compassionate’ to ‘Cold-blooded’ Conservatism

The Republicans, still smarting from their losses in the 2008 elections, have taken a new stance. Gone are the Bush I and II philosophies of…

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Posted in Television World News

Newscasters Appeal to FBI to Create Easy Nicknames for Terrorists

The latest attempt at terrorism by Nigerian nationalist, Umar Farouk Abdulmutallabhas, is the straw that broke the camel’s back in America’s newscasting business. In a…

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