Regarding Viagra's new ad campaign. Apparently there is nothing of the kind airing nor in the works. Also, the photograph of former Senator Bob Dole dressed in football gear chasing a white rabbit full steam with his pants undone and his genitalia hanging out bouncing from the gallop is apparently a clever fake and not a genuine photo. The photo of him waking up a shambles was allegedly from his Elk's Club hazing ritual (goat not shown). Representatives from Pfizer deny any ounce of truth to our article and actually went so far as to say that we made the whole thing up. Can you believe that? What a bunch of dicks. Criminy Christmas, I can see why they had to invent Viagra, buncha limp dicks. But one pill really does make you larger. How cool is that?

Handsome Latin athlete actually said "He's ALMOST had enough 'Tang', but that the honey's don't have to go away just yet."

The two individuals shown in the photograph for Canadian Financial Tsunami Unnoticed were not actually members of the Canadian "Hoose of Congress talking aboot the impact", but rather, long haired singer's Celine Dion and Michael Bolton. Canadia has Parliament, not Congress. They further wished for us to express that neither of them suck, are total sell outs to the corporate rock whores, nor no-talent hacks riding waves of success generated by those around them. But men who sing along to Michael Bolton or Celine Dion, straight or gay, are not macho. That's a fact.

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